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(no subject) [Mar. 13th, 2006|01:31 am]
Unforgetable POO stories

july_tea
i ilke to shit is that such a crime?
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(no subject) [Feb. 2nd, 2006|11:49 am]
Unforgetable POO stories

july_tea


I thought this turd would bring me goodluck, since it looks like a horse shoe

Sadly, I had to destroy it

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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2006|12:42 am]
Unforgetable POO stories

july_tea
Today's turd had a peculiar horseshoe shape, which I thought would bring me good luck.
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2006|11:16 pm]
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july_tea


My toilet bowl is running low of water. My poop is taking over. rawr
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2006|02:18 am]
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july_tea


I had a hard time in teh toilet. so i had to shit in m backyard..i left it out for a few days and it got "hairy." a lot of ..um, straws? I think maybe the beavers are trying to build a DAMN

well certaintly the bees and flies like it. maybe its good for composte?

happy shitting everyone. happy shitting 2006
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2005|05:16 pm]
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july_tea
Due to popular demand,

I will make an entry. I've been swamped with homework and sex that I just have no time for the internet. After losing my virginity, I cannot stop sex. Sex is a NEED, a WANT in my life.

Well let's see..poo related guys. Poo related

I was at Trevor or Travis whatever his name is, 's house and we..of course, had sex. After sex we decided to try anal since cwtae and other people say it's great. Well he inserted. It hurted a lot. My anal is a virgin of course it hurts! He inserted slowly. I was biting onto my pillow and I was about to cry, because my hole is really small and he's stretching it to make it bigger since his 38inch cock is in me. It felt like I was giving birth the opposite end. It hurts a lot guys. I couldn't take it.

I also felt sick and I had diarrehea while he was slowly trying to put his dick in. OOps! Well the wet shit made his cock much easier to put in since it was slippery but at the same time I was immediately turned off.

He pulled out. And my ass just kept on shitting. This whole anal experience made me sick that I had diarrehea. I don't know I want to try anal sex till another year, sorry blackie chan.

I got diarrhea all over his bed sheets, blanket and even through the mattress. It's very embarassing because what kind of shit would absorb all the way down to the mattress?? Some fucking strong water shit I say!

I gotta stop drinking.

BTW, The root beer we had to get ourselves drunk is only instores China, sorry cwtae.
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A challenge......................... [Dec. 13th, 2005|02:34 pm]
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cwtae
If my last post was the best ever, Emily, then top it. Go on. I dare you. You top me, then I'll top you, and so on.

Do you have any friends who have like interests that wouldn't care to share?
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OK Emily.................... [Dec. 12th, 2005|03:51 pm]
Unforgetable POO stories
cwtae
Since no one but us posts, and not that often, here is a short one.

Have you ever gone to shit, shit and wiped, and as you were getting up or even after you washed your hands, have to run and shit some more? Or better yet, be fully wet and soapy in the shower and have a shit pain hit?

Figure you have. I have, that's for sure. Don't like to do it, but I have had to let it go in the shower, especially when it's the runs. Just let it go, because there's no way to get rinsed and dried and on the can.

And one more: have you ever "jilled-off" while taking a dump?

Like you say - "Happy Shitting Everyone!"
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2005|01:40 am]
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july_tea
[food |chocolate cake]
[tv show |booooobies]

After shitting, I got up to flush and starred at my creative art. It was the size AND shape of a 6-inch penis. The same size as my boyfriend's

Wow.

I had sex and after sex I just shitted out a penis poo. This is amazing and kinky.

Chocolate hot weiners anyone?
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Shit 'til its sore.................................... [Oct. 18th, 2005|01:13 pm]
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cwtae
Yes, that's today.

Hot weenies/chili for dinner last night, and now I'm paying for it.

Sore ass sore ass sore ass. Damn if it hits again I don't know what I'll do.....................

Too damn sore and bleeding to wipe..............................
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